mood: blah music: sound of Xplay

LADIES AND GENTELMEN...I have very heartbreaking news for the whole what like 10 people who read this shit lmao    starting next week tuesday you will prob. see less and less of me sense XboX 360 is coming out and i will be preacquipied with QUAKE 4, &

CALL OF DUTY 2, & GUN ....... and i will be permanently gluedto my t.v for a bout a month unless i get online capability then i will be lost in time and u well never hear from me    but i will still TRY to find time to update just not as much as usual

!!!!!!!!!!!WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh and some other shocking news that only upsets me because no one else cares  lmao

1.Final Fantasy: Advent Children........pushed back to next year    awwwww  damit

2..Resident Evil 5.......................only for Gamecube & PS2......... DAMNIT I JUST TRADED IN MY SYSTEMS FOR XBOX 360

3.Metal Gear Solid 4 ...........only for playstation 3   which comes out next year    and thats a long time    DAMNIT

4.Nintendo ReVoLuTiOn......yeeeyaaaa        nintendo is still in buisness even tho the rev. will be a big flop

5.my g/f is leavin for a week         DAMNIT

now for some good news

1.Final Fantasy 12 demo is currently available if you purchase dragon quest 8     SHWEEEET

2.Final Fantasy 11 ONLINE is coming out for XboX 360     SUPER SHWEEEEEEEET

oh yes i am a nerd and I AM PROUD       ......... thank you

mood: blank music: fall out boy ~I slept with someone from fall out boy

ever try and do something then it all blows up in your face and you wind up back where you started     yeeeaaaahh   

oh well

mood: content music: rockin da high school ~ramones~

well origianlly went to go see SAW 2 but the stupid fuckin people at AMC wouldnt let us in    i was soo pissed so me and wes went and rented texas chainsaw massacre (original)

and SIN CITY    yep thats pretty much it and messed with the pizza dilevery guy...lol    we put on all this camo and fake mustaches and told him we were hunting the EL CHUPACABRA it was so funny   if only we used our schemes for good and tyalked to my wonderfu; g/f   /////...,,,,lol  listend to jordans mom yell at him over the phone   and ate at olive garden and cleaned out wes's garage and went and visited our underwater ally nessy     and swam to alantis          yep just a typical day        IM OUT ....PEACE    NIGGA

( Want to see a pic of a real el chupacabrs )

mood: tired music: OFFSPRING~ I know u wanna hit dat

It's been awhile since i have updated iunno why lol but anyway i just got a new keyboard it awsome ...lol well i almost died 3 times to day

1. Trying to start a fire with a gas tank and it caught on fire and almost exploded

2. Scotties mom almost killed me while she was in a fuckin rage

3. almost broke my back when kwen fuckin tackled me into tha fukin fence

......I CHEATED DEATH....... (im so proud)

mood: shocked music: White stripes: I'm Waitin' for my doorbell

well we are all gonna die lol    j/j    cause tha hurricane lol                well i really dont have an update just a pic of me    ya im so lame i take pics of myself......lmao,,.....,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,...

( here os da pic tha best i got....... lol )

mood: complacent music: nuttin

ew courtneys on: we're gonna die
SeltzerPunk: yep
SeltzerPunk: we are goin to drown
ew courtneys on: :-(
SeltzerPunk: :-$
SeltzerPunk: we are bordin up our house then when the water comes in we can't escape   soi swim areound until it is at tha roof then i take one last breath before the water submerges over my head and i try to hold my breath for as long as i can but then i let go and water rushes into my lung with my guick deep breath in until my lungs ultimatly explode and i die.............yep thats whats gonna happen
ew courtneys on: you should write stories for a living
SeltzerPunk: i made that up as i went along........LMAO
ew courtneys on: lol
ew courtneys on: nice
SeltzerPunk: lalalalalallololololololollelelelelelelelmamamamam
SeltzerPunk: tas me fav song
SeltzerPunk: lol
SeltzerPunk: im so bored
ew courtneys on: me, too
ew courtneys on: entertain me
SeltzerPunk: how thats im possible
ew courtneys on: nooo
ew courtneys on: tell me how im gonna die
ew courtneys on: from the hurricane
SeltzerPunk: ok hold on
ew courtneys on: ok :-)
ew courtneys on: this better be good. :-P
SeltzerPunk: the same thing will happen but you will climb on to the roof threw a hole that u busted open threw your wall with your finger nail because you were so scared of dieng you would'nt give up until u got threw and after you get out u will stand on the roof and you watch as the dead lifeless bodies of your family pourout of the newfound hole u created with your hands then u will look up at the sky and see the huge storm spinning and u turn around because u think u herd somthing but when u turn around a piece of debri will shoot out of the storm and plant itself betwwen your eyes and the last thing you see is blood trinkling down over your eyes then the water as you fall into it.............yep i predict that this is going to happen
ew courtneys on: gee, thanks cayston. haha.
SeltzerPunk: lol  u said u wanted a good one
SeltzerPunk: lol
ew courtneys on: awesome
SeltzerPunk: ya'''
ew courtneys on: lol
SeltzerPunk: i know how everyone is goin to die'    lol
ew courtneys on: how is
ew courtneys on: dj gonna die
SeltzerPunk: well before the storm he is goin to be riding his skateboard and fell and crak his head open on the side of the driveway and he will scream like a girl and run into tell his mom but on his way in he will dislocate his arm by hitting it on the side of the door on his way in and he will fall on a bucket full of nail that will be shoved deep into his face and he will bleed to death..........
ew courtneys on: EW
ew courtneys on: lol
SeltzerPunk: oh ya i know
SeltzerPunk: lol
ew courtneys on: i put how im gonna die on my livejournal lol
SeltzerPunk: awsome     lol

I KNOW ALLL LOL

mood: hyper music: soad

Well I have decided to share with you some of my idols these are people I look up to and enjay everything they do I will repeat everything they say until someone stabs me in the face and tells me to shut the fuck up or they will cut off my arms and beat me with my severd limbs and thaen force feed my gasoline until I am full then shove a spark plug down my throat and ignite it exploding me into oblivion where i will be happy and annoy GOD with my constant reapeating of the same thing over and over i will annoy him so much that he will kick me out of the holy grail and condem me to hell where again i will annoy lucifer and he will make me into a ghost so i can haunt whoever had killed me in the first place and whisper in  thier ear the exact same phrase that I was brutally murderd for until that person kills him/or herself..................................either way I WIN

alright

1.Gabe and Tycho (video game icons)

2.Jay and Silent Bob (they are super cool best of friends huge perverts and love diggin fart jokes)  fav. phrase="SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES"

3. Ron Burgandy (has a voice that could make a wolverine prr and suits so fine it makes Frank Sinatra look like a hobbo) Fav. phrase= HEYOOO

4.Napolian Dynamite (HAS MAD SKILZ) fav. phrase= "can i have your tots"

5. Conan O'Brian   (need i say more)

well thats it im out

mood: content music: circle jerks

wus up chickies well i just got a microphone for my comp. its pretty awsome........lol well i am gonna start puittin some penny-arcade stuff on here because over the last couple of days i have become indulged in ti.....lol(im hooked......lol) so here is one of my personal fav.

well thats pretty much it only people who have played tha game will get it but wateva

mood: sore music: Nirvana: Half The Man I Used To Be

WELL...............................8 things were answerd yesterday at the mall/movies

1. I HATE VICTORIA SECRETS.......(it smells)

2. I take to long pickin out a beanie

3. Pic booths are EVIL..........

4. I HATE OLD PEOPLE...............lol

4 1/2. Flightplan attracts old people so i HATE it too

5. The Fog was an alright movie i guess.........

6. Corps'es bride was better the second time ........(especially when ur with someone u love) yes cody that means i DON'T love you........lol

7. Kempton is lame.......sry amanda but he is..........J/J..lol

8. AND I LOVE NICOLE DANNIEL HAGEL........(for u illiterate bastards its my g/f)

9. THIS IS THE UGLEIST DOG IN THA WORLD......lol

mood: need a shower...lol music: Taking Back Sunday

Last night was awsome went to beatniks with my girlfreind  saw some pretty sweet bands and hung out with some really cool people .....LOL besides all tha kids trippin on acid and the maruijana smell at tha bank,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but besides that it was awsome

its sooo easy to talk to her i could talk to her easier than anyone i know ...........lol

and i love being with her so MUCH

i did'nt want to leave

\but wer goins to tha mall today so      i'll see her again